Free your mind! Do one thing every day that scares you! I faced a barrage of fears at dawn and survived to drive another day! Feels so good! Wednesday, 9 May 2012
In an unexpected twist our Yoga class went aerial! Hanging upside down before angel flipping out was quite daunting but it felt incredible!! Monday, 7 May 2012
Met some of my family for the very first time last night! We had all gathered together to surprise my Auntie and celebrate her BIG birthday! Monday, 7 May 2012
Saw a seagull scavenging through a bin, tossing rubbish out obstructing the road before flying away with a shopping bag in its beak! #Menace Tuesday, 1 May 2012
Prometheus looks like an epic thrill ride and sounds intensely chilling! Can't wait to see this! #areyouseeingthis Sunday, 29 April 2012
Awkward panic when I realised I didn't have a bankcard to pay for my shopping, a matter made worse by delaying the rowdy tattoo-faced queue! Saturday, 28 April 2012
My girlfriend works for a company that states "We communicate with kisses" which is curiously followed by "We make our customers have fun"!? Friday, 27 April 2012
Accidentally discovered fraud! Alerted officials who said they take it "very seriously" but one week later people are still getting conned! Friday, 27 April 2012
Everybody Is A Genius! But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein Tuesday, 24 April 2012
Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life! - Confucius Saturday, 21 April 2012
Got manky old Bananas? Just mash 'em up with a few tablespoons of sugar to create an adequate substitute for Eggs! Ergo Hen Freedom! #baking Wednesday, 18 April 2012
We are inable to live in the moment without fear. We're all stuck in the past, looking to the future yet true joy exists only in the moment! Thursday, 12 April 2012
Dear Sir. I am NOT a celebrity, so please don't drive around like a crazy paparazzo just to take a photo of me; you absolute creep. Thanks! Tuesday, 10 April 2012
Dear Sir. I am NOT an invisible man! I am a real life person, so please don't walk directly into me and behave like it was my fault. Thanks! Tuesday, 10 April 2012
A centipede intertwined my fingers during my first time at Yoga. Making it hard to find peace as I worried about trampling the poor fellow! Monday, 26 March 2012
Feels so good to be skiing on the slopes of Sälen again! Just one amusing wipeout so far where I ended up grinding my face through the snow! Tuesday, 14 February 2012
Found happiness on the slopes of Sälen! I wished this adventure would never end! I could ski forever up here in this perfect white paradise! Friday, 17 February 2012
Being adequately replaced by a dog! I get to sleep on the floor whilst he lies with his paws up; like a baby, dreaming in my lady's arms! Monday, 30 January 2012
If you can't fly, then RUN! Never give up, no matter what! Overcome the obstacles that get in your way and always strive towards your goal! Friday, 27 January 2012
Headed to the wrong Airport! Mad dash half-dressed to the Gate almost missing Final Call! Now on a train with a sign saying "Slut Station!" Monday, 23 January 2012
Recycled a 4ft stack of my life! Everything I once treasured seems to have lost its sentimental value. Is anything worth keeping in the end? Saturday, 14 January 2012
I briefly closed my eyes in complete despair and wished my world away! Suddenly there was a power cut, which didn't help my demigod complex! Saturday, 31 December 2011
It's like dawn of the fooking dead out there! The incoherent murmur of crowds lingering outside shops, summoned by the call of Sales! Fools! Monday, 26 December 2011
I must confess that I have just broke the law and devoured a mince pie! I knew it was illegal to eat one today but I blummin' did it anyway! Sunday, 25 December 2011
Saved Jul by food shopping at midnight but almost had to St Nick some cream from an abandoned trolley! Luckily Tomten had some in the back! Sunday, 25 December 2011
I don't know who Mavis is. She hasn't lived here for a decade and yet Christmas cards still arrive for her!? It just seems a bit insincere. Friday, 23 December 2011
Bought 30 Mince Pies for just £1! You could potentially have a year's supply of food for £12! Finally, we can almost afford to #FeedTheWorld Wednesday, 21 December 2011
Tried to deliver an urgent letter in person but they wouldn't accept it and insisted that I send it to them via the postbox across the road! Monday, 5 December 2011
Just looked down and got such a shock! For a moment I thought I was on FIRE! Then, I realised; it was just my Movember overcrowding my face! Wednesday, 30 November 2011